Sadistic Sunday Details

I'm going to have to start posting these as an evil alter-ego villain version of myself, I just can't think of a name. The best I can come up is Ahzae, Lord of the Trifling Gnome and my brain refuses to think of anything else. Anywho, the schedule awaits!


12pm: Ruby Sanctum
2pm: Charity Auction Run
4pm: Stormwind Pub Crawl

Ruby Sanctum:
Apparently Malygos wasn't sadistic enough for you people. Throughout last Sunday (and even most of Monday) you mocked me: "LOL Ahz, we thought you were gonna make us tear our hair out"


So now we've got a new dragon to make friends with: Halion.


As an added bonus (and because I'm thoroughly convinced that you over-confident jerks won't get very far) I'm putting a 5000g bounty on Halion's head. First guild group to drop him wins the loot!




Charity Auction Run:
Running multiple instances for a shot at rare loot. Highest bidder wins the loot and all proceeds go into the gbank. Here are the details:

• At 2pm, silent bidding for a place in the run will commence. Whisper Ahzae with your bid for a spot.
• The 4 highest bidders will get an invite to the run. Ahzae will also match the highest bid.

This is the loot we'll be shooting for:

• Reins of the Raven Lord + Lower City rep (loads)
• Ethereum Prison Key x 6 to 12 + Consortium rep (loads)
• Time-Lost Figurine + Sha'tari Skyguard rep (500)
• Phoenix Hatchling + Swift White Hawkstrider + Shattered Sun Offensive rep (loads)
• Fiery Warhorse's Reins + Violet Eye rep (some)
• Swift Zulian Tiger + Swift Razzashi Raptor + Zandalar Trive rep (some)
• (Optional) Reins of the Blue Proto-Drake

Everything else that drops will be vendored and added to the pot. If anything not on this list drops and you want it, make a bid! :D

Stormwind Pub Crawl:

Step 1: Buy loads of alcoholic beverages (virtual alcohol *glares at Ruck*).

Step 2: Pick a pub in Stormwind and take it over for one hour.

Step 3: Fight off the alliance scum who try to stop us and cheer at any alliance scum who join us.

Please note that I do not wish to get people to drink alcohol AT ALL outside of the game. Should anyone do so, it is their choice and any risk or liability is, naturally, their own.

If you have any ideas or any feedback for any of these events then give me a shout. I'm always looking for more evil (yet entertaining) ways to torture our guild members.

BONUS GAME:  Doodle God (+500g)

Last week's game was won by Kerreck, who is now the proud owner of 500g and an aneurysm. This week is Doodle God - this one will test your mind and really test your patience.

Once you've discovered the final element you'll be taken to the congrats screen. The first guild member to leave a comment on this post detailing what Doodle God will himself perhaps do wins the 500g.

*cackles evilly whilst stroking a cat*

-Ahzae, Lord of the Trifling Gnome